A Cleaner Shower

Today I mastered the art of a clean tub and shower.

Might I introduce you to an old pal, Comet.

Not this Comet:

This one:I’ve used The Works, Scrubbimg Bubbles, and even Baking Soda in my tub, and today I grabbed this old staple, and it worked GREAT!

And then the Tide came in.

Not this Tide:

This one:The BEST shower grout cleaner I have ever used.  I just applied it, let it sit, wiped it, then rinsed.

No more scrubbing.  No more grout gunk.

Everything is now sparkly clean.  And both products worked so well and so fast, I still had time for some ME time after the bathrooms were done.

Try it.

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Class Halloween Party–Guts & Stuff Tactile Station

 

Helping with your elementary school aged child’s class Halloween Party?  A popular activity for the Halloween parties at our school are the gross-them-out tactile station.  Basically the idea is to have the kids feel something that you suggest is brains (one of our parents actually has a brain Jell-o mold), or eye-balls (peeled grapes or meatballs), or guts (cooked spaghetti), etc.  Obviously, it helps a lot if the kids don’t see what they are feeling.

When I got the assignment to create the tactile station one year, I decided I might as well make something that I could use more than once (which I have–in fact after the first year I had parents requesting it).  I got a tri-fold illustration board and decorated the outside of it, so the dishes of gross things could be hidden behind it.  I cut four holes in the bottom of it at a height and size that would allow a hand to reach through and into the dish behind it.  I taped a little curtain of black cloth behind each opening to help hide the dishes but allow hands through.  I spray painted the board black and got out my set of paint pens.

Frankenstein Tri-fold for Halloween Party

I purchased a carboard cutout of Frankenstein from U.S. Toy/Constructive Playthings.  (We had read Frankenstein that October and were inspired by the story, which is so much more than the little bit most people are familiar with.)  I took the poor thing apart and covered a cut out “bowl” with foil to hold the appendages (which still can be arranged as they are hinged).  I wanted to promote thinking in whatever grade I might use it for, so I incorporated shapes, colors, plot, language, and literature–whatever I could think of to pack on to it.  When my son was in 5th grade, we hunted until we could get a real cow heart, a liver if I remember right, a bone, and then the jell-o brain.  At that age they were past spaghetti and meatballs, and they enjoyed (EEWWW!) the realization afterwards that they were real body parts.  (We used plastic gloves from the school kitchen and kept my trusty pack of baby wipes close because I was afraid of spreading real blood around.)  But this year Frankenstein is going back to kindergarten.  Any great ideas of what I should bring for them to feel?

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What about getting rid of a yeast infection?

We’ve all been there and we all hate it.  The Yeast Infection.  Face it, it’s miserable and nobody really likes to talk about it.  But, we’d all like to get rid of it.  Well, last week, I got hit with one.  In calling my midwife to find out if the usual Monistat was safe while breastfeeding, I was given some very savvy advice and it worked!  So, I pass it on to you.

Take a sitz bath with apple cider vinegar.  I know it sounds crazy, but believe me.  It works!  Here’s how you do it.  Fill the bath with warm water until there is just enough water to cover your bottom.  To the water, add 1 cup apple cider vinegar.  Soak for about 10 minutes 3 times a day for the first couple of days.  Depending on how advanced your infection is it may take longer, but if it’s mild and just starting, these 2-3 days should take care of it.  Plus, you get two advantages in one:  You got rid of your yeast infection AND you got a relaxing bath.  Definitely beats the goopy Monistat.

As a note, if your symptoms do not improve or even worsen after the first few days, be sure to contact your health care provider as there may be something else going on that you are unaware of.
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Homemade Graham Crackers

We were going “backyard camping” this last weekend.  We had the tent set up in the side yard, hotdogs in the fridge, and marshmallows and chocolate in the cupboard.  All we were missing were the graham crackers!  A friend had suggested one time to make homemade graham crackers, and now I not only had the desire, but also the reason to make them.

I was looking for the equivalent to Nabisco’s Honey Graham Crackers; no other store bought graham crackers have that same distinct “can’t-put-my-finger-on-it” “graham cracker taste.

Nabisco Honey Graham Crackers - my competition for this baking endeavor

Was it possible I could actually make it in my own kitchen?

Well, I found this recipe online and absolutely loved it.  It is from the blog smittenkitchen.com, which is written by someone who spends much more time in one day in the kitchen than I do in one year, who in turn had gotten it from Nancy Silverton’s Pastries from the La Brea Bakery.  What’s even better is this recipe is so fun to make with small “helping” hands, from mixing the ingredients to rolling the dough to decorating to cutting, and of course, to eating 😉

Homemade Graham Crackers

Makes 10 4 x 4.5-inch graham crackers or 48 2-inch squares

2 1/2 cups plus 2 tablespoons (375 grams) unbleached all-purpose flour (a swap of 1/2 cup with whole wheat flour or 1 cup whole wheat pastry flour works well here, too)
1 cup (176 grams) dark brown sugar, lightly packed
1 teaspoon (6 grams) baking soda
3/4 teaspoon kosher or coarse sea salt (4 grams)
7 tablespoons (3 1/2 ounces or 100 grams) unsalted butter, cut into 1-inch cubes and frozen
1/3 cup (114 grams) mild-flavored honey, such as clover
5 tablespoons (77 grams) milk, full-fat is best
2 tablespoons (27 grams) pure vanilla extract

All the ingredients are pretty basic and probably won't necessitate a trip to the store

Topping (optional)
3 tablespoons (43 grams) granulated sugar
1 teaspoon (5 grams) ground cinnamon

Make the dough: Combine the flour, brown sugar, baking soda, and salt in the bowl of a food processor fitted with the steel blade or in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Pulse or mix on low to incorporate. Add the butter and pulse on and off on and off, or mix on low, until the mixture is the consistency of a coarse meal.

[I happened to have neither an electric mixer or a food processor.  I used my {clean} hands to mix and it worked great — and that’s a way to have the kids get “into” the baking process!]

In a small bowl, whisk together the honey, milk, and vanilla extract. Add to the flour mixture and pulse on and off a few times or mix on low until the dough barely comes together. It will be very soft and sticky. Lay out a large piece of plastic wrap and dust it lightly with flour, then turn the dough out onto it and pat it into a rectangle about 1-inch thick. Wrap it, then chill it until firm, about 2 hours or overnight. Meanwhile, prepare the topping, if using, by combining the sugar and cinnamon in a small bowl and setting aside.

No eggs in the batter, so it's safe to eat (and really good too!)

Roll out the crackers: Divide the dough in half and return one half to the refrigerator. Sift an even layer of flour onto the work surface and roll the dough into a long rectangle about 1/8 inch thick. The dough will be sticky, so flour as necessary. Trim the edges of the rectangle to 4 inches wide. Working with the shorter side of the rectangle parallel to the work surface, cut the strip every 4 1/2 inches to make 4 crackers. [I used a pizza cutter, and love the design of this one that’s kid- friendly]

A fun way to involve the kids -- here are my daughters patting down the dough into a rectangle.

Place the crackers on one or two parchment-lined baking sheets and sprinkle with the topping. [I couldn’t find my parchment paper so I sprayed the tray with oil and sprinkled with flour, which worked like a gem.]

Chill until firm, about 30 to 45 minutes in the fridge or 15 to 20 minutes in the freezer. Repeat with the second batch of dough. Finally, gather any scraps together into a ball, chill until firm, and re-roll.

Adjust the oven rack to the upper and lower positions and preheat the oven to 350°F.

Decorate the crackers [because who wants to eat a graham cracker that looks nothing like a Nabisco Honey Graham Cracker?]: Mark a vertical line down the middle of each cracker, being careful not to cut through the dough (again, this is for the traditional cracker shape).

I marked the beginning and ending of the lines to make it easier for my daughter to cut well, slightly straight lines

Using a toothpick or skewer, prick the dough to form two dotted rows about 1/2 inch for each side of the dividing line. [My girls used the small end of a chopstick, and made dots wherever they darn well pleased.]

poking holes into the crackers

Bake for 25 minutes, until browned and slightly firm to the touch, rotating the sheets halfway through to ensure even baking. [My crackers were done in 18 minutes… you’ll probably be better off checking them every once in a while to be sure they don’t burn!]

We tasted them after they were out of the oven.  The had the same crunch and the mouth watering taste of those Nabisco graham crackers, only these were a bit more, well, real, and tasted even better!

The next day we headed down to Kahana Bay, a beautiful secluded bay on the windward side of the island and sparked a small fire in a bar-b-cue to roast marshmallows.

We even made a coconut husk reflector oven for to make these marshmallows roast just right

One bite of these delectible treats on the homemade graham crackers proved this recipe’s a keeper.

Mmm-mmm!

One thing I did notice was that the crackers lost their crunchiness by day 2.  I just tried re-baking them for another 13 minutes at 350 degrees to see if it brought the crunchiness back, and it turned it into a delicious chewy cookie with a crunchy cracker crust – yum!

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Learning Fun-Is it Possible?

My daughter, Laney, is 4.  Even though she will start kindegarten next fall, I have chosen to not put her in preschool this year.  I don’t know if its because I’m not ready for her to grow up, or if I don’t want to send her out in to the world yet, or if I don’t want her to be away from me that much yet, but for now, she’s home with me and my other two girls every day.

The problem is that I want her to be really ready for kindegarten.  I put her in a gymnastics and a swimming class once a week to get her prepped for having to listen to a teacher and work with peers.  But she is resistant to ME teaching her anything.  If I want to practice reading with her, she will give in for about 5 minutes and then fight it.  Its the same with anything I want to teach her.  So I know I need to find other ways to sneak teaching in, which means I need to get creative.

Last night, as I thought about today, I got the idea to make a memory game with some simple words to help her practice word recognition, reading, capital vs. lowercase letters, as well as the other benefits of playing memory and games in general.  It went great!  She had a great time and didn’t want to stop.  After a while, I started giving her one goldfish cracker for every word she could read as I held up the cards like flashcards.  Again, it went great!

I whipped out two more versions: addition and subtraction.  She’s not ready for them yet, but when she is, we’ll be ready.  The word memory game has 48 simple words in CAPITALS and lowercase letters.  You match the capitals with their lowercase counterpart.  The addition and subtraction games have 46 problems and their answers.  So just match the problem with the correct answer.

Just click, download or print, cut along the lines, and play!

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Puppies to Frankenstein–Now What?

halloween literatureSure, I couldn’t help but enjoy my first 2-year-old in his puppy costume, having a blast rolling his pumpkin around the condo.  There are some very charming elements to Halloween.  But as the years have passed, most of my kids have passed through this darling phase and into the greedily massing candy phase.  Not so charming.

I also noticed that they seem to gradually (well, that’s if you call from one Halloween to the next “gradual”) grow out of wanting to be a princess or Clifford (3 years in a row–that costume was worth the effort and later alterations), and into wanting to be something scary.  One of my own childhood Halloween memories includes trying to explain to my mother that I wanted to be this new frightening thing I’d just learned about.  The problem was that by the time I told her about it, I’d forgotten just what the name of it was.  “I really really want to be a mommy”  “You mean wear curlers in your hair?”–“NO, THAT’S NOT IT!”  I really really wanted to be a mummy, but my poor vocabulary spoiled the dream.  Last year my daughter, at the ripe old age of 4, wanted to be a scary witch, insisting on green face paint, and she was disappointed with all the people who said she looked cute.

There’s something in us that is delighted in the macabre.  And yet I know I’m not the only mom who doesn’t want to encourage her children to actually experiment with the truly evil.  (Okay for you eye rollers, I may take things a little too seriously at times, but I have to live with the thoughts in my head the best I can.)  Anyway, I love getting into holidays with the kids, but Halloween just seemed a bit less . . . worthy than the other holidays that are big enough to get out decorations for.  So a few years ago when the candy monsters were at their sugary high, I sat myself down and had a think.  What can I do to keep this holiday from becoming a nightmare for me?

What did I come up with for an answer?  Of course!  Good literature!  One October, after the smaller ones were in bed (probably just one small one at that point), we lit the fireplace, popped some popcorn, and the boys and I curled up with a flashlight and started reading Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley.  (It was actually the Great Illustrated Classic rewrite.)  We couldn’t read every night of course (boy scouts, school events, various meetings, etc.), but we did every night we could, by the fire.  That is a great story!  I got a copy of the collected works of Edgar Allen Poe and put it on the mantel with the Halloween decorations.  Some years we actually read some of it.  I found a recording of some of Poe’s stories (and his poem, “The Raven” of course . . . “Nevermore . . .”) that we listen to in the car each October.  One year we read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, by Robert Louis Stevenson, in the original (it’s not too long).  That was actually pretty challenging, and I did a lot of stopping to explain old language usage to my 10 year old.  But we’re glad we read it.

We also have mixed in a fair amount of scary stories, music, and other media to our collection that aren’t the kind of thing to be on any Best Books list.  Random CD’s from the store (that I usually get for about $1 in November and put in the Halloween bin for next year), songs like “The Monster Mash,” an ancient recording that years ago I taped off a record my mother-in-law had that the big kids hate but the little ones love (“I’ve been working on my costume” sung to the tune of “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad”).

By now you’re probably not too surprised that I’m rather put off by today’s horror flicks (or their commercials), and even though my older kids are getting pretty, well, old, and are sometimes dissappointed by the restriction, we have a ban on R rated movies and rarely allow a PG-13.  (I know there are a lot of good things about some R rated movies, but since we aren’t anywhere close to seeing all the good movies that aren’t restricted, why go there?)  I actually wrote my master’s thesis on film, and I rather enjoy movies as art and social commentary.  Which is why last year we checked out from the library the first season of the old TV show The Addam’s Family.  Often we get a bit of groaning when we bring home something to watch that is in black and white, but they loved it.  It was in the spirit of the season, appropriate for and enjoyed by old and young, and they were exposed to a bit of Cultural American History and our human delight in the macabre without the damaging, artificial rush of horror.  Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a bit scarier and not for small children, but entertaining as well as interesting (and as a trivial perk, that little town it is filmed in is Sierra Madre, CA, close to where I grew up).  Alfred Hitchcock can also keep you busy for years of Halloweens (don’t forget to look for his cameo appearance in each film).

I am currently in the throws of deciding what we will read and watch this October (though I did promise last year that we would get The Addam’s Family TV series again since we didn’t get to finish it).  There’s Dracula by Bram Stoker, but it seems a little much for us yet.  Let me know if you have a good suggestion.

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Enjoying the Season


I love autumn.  I love the splattering of colors through the trees.  I love the crisp air and the falling leaves.  I love pulling out my jeans from last year and pulling on my favorite pullover that I haven’t worn all summer.  I love knowing that soup and chili season is approaching and that I’ll soon have good reason to bake a loaf of delicious homemade bread.  

With autumn, however, comes the beginning of the holidays.  I love the holidays.  I love thinking of the perfect gift for people.  I love the excitement, the anticipation, the creativity that goes into each holiday.  Still, life admittedly, can easily get crazy.  As the days get shorter, my list of things I need to get done gets longer.  Sometimes I feel like I just don’t have time to stop and smell the flowers.

For a few years now, our family has started a new tradition.  When the leaves start to change, we make it a priority to either go on a hike or a bike ride and enjoy the beauty of autumn.  We plan to stop and enjoy the season.  I LOVE this tradition.  There’s something about biking through a rainbowed canopy of trees that just takes your breath away.  Or hiking in a “bowl of fruit loops” that just makes you want to smile.  It seems like all my worries in the world just go by the wayside and I just feel peace.  Like God painted this beautiful scene just to bring me serenity in that moment.

I was watching a film the other day in which a father tried desperately to explain to an expecting father the joy of parenthood.  He said, “It’s terrible, terrible, terrible, painful…and then it’s great.  And then, it’s terrible, terrible, terrible. and then it’s great.  And that one great moment makes it all worth it. ”  Now, I don’t agree that parenthood is all that terrible and painful (though it can be at times).  But I do cherish those moments that make it all worth it.  I cherish my kids scrambling up the rocks of the mountain together and laughing against the backdrop of golden trees.  My heart seems to leap within me as I watch all five riding up ahead of me in a single file line.  I love watching them stop by the wayside to chase the grasshoppers, laughing together.  Somehow, our autumn trip always seems to bring it all together for us and gives us the peace we need before the busy holidays hit.

So, I challenge you this week to do something to enjoy the season.  Take a hike, have a family picnic at the park, go on a bike ride, read a book on the hammock or just take a stroll through the neighborhood.  But, get out there and enjoy the beauty of the season before the leaves fall, the days turn cold, and it’s too late.

I know you all have traditions that make this season peaceful and great.  Pass them on! If you’ve got a great tradition, I’d love to hear about it.  Until then, Happy Autumn!

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Drowning my Sorrows in Chocolate

We have been trying to get pregnant for 15 months now.  I thought this month I was — I had all the symptoms: same sick feeling I had with the last 3 babies, fatigue, and a tummy that screamed “DON’T TOUCH ME!!”

I was so sure of it that I asked my husband when we can celebrate.  But three days later I found out I was wrong.  There were tears, but then I resorted to Ghiradelli 60% cacao bittersweet chocolate morsels — a sorrowing woman’s closest companion.

If I can’t fill my belly with a child, Chocolate is a good second!

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Apple Season + Autumn = Caramel Apples!

Growing up, every autumn our school would send around order forms for caramel apples.  We called them taffy apples.  I LOVED them and lived for them.  My favorites were the ones with peanuts covering the apple.  Mmmm…delicious.  I never really made my own when I grew up, but never really thought about it either.

That is, until I moved to Phoenix where the leaves don’t really change color in September, the wind doesn’t really turn cold, and it doesn’t ‘feel’ like autumn.  My first September and October there I realized that even though it didn’t feel like autumn outside, I felt like it inside.  I could practically smell the crispness in the air and suddenly, I felt like playing Christmas music (like I am right now as I type this post), wear socks and long sleeves, and do a LOT of baking.  And then, I realized I was craving caramel apples.

I was amazed when I could find apples for just $.49 per pound, so I searched around and found a recipe from Betty Crocker I liked.  But it was put together in such a non-helpful way that I am going to expound on it for you.

I have never had better caramel ever, especially on an apple.  The recipe sounds complicated but it really isn’t.  The added instructions are for your benefit.  But it could be simply stated that you mix everything together in a pan, cook over medium low heat until it reaches a soft ball stage.  Coat the apples and go.  But that makes little sense to everyone.

1 can sweetened condensed milk

1 cup sugar

1/2 cup corn syrup

1/8 tsp salt

1 tsp vanilla

6-12 firm apples (try to pick the greenest ones: Gala, Fuji, Braeburn, Pink Lady, Honey Crisp, Granny Smith…I do not like yellow or red delicious)

Toppings (chopped nuts, mini M&Ms, toffee bits, sprinkles)

Have apples washed and “sticked”, ready to go.  Also have a piece of wax paper laid out and spray with PAM.

Mix together first 4 ingredients (not the vanilla!) in a sauce pan.  Cook and stir over low heat (I do mine on just-below-medium until it starts to bubble and then I turn it down to medium low until it’s done).  Be sure to stir constantly once the mixture has heated otherwise you will start to burn it.  Sometimes pieces will turn into caramel before others but they will blend in in the end.  You’ll watch it pass thru different stages: thick and grainy, thin and smooth (which will be for a while), then it’ll start to turn a little tanner in color, then it’ll turn more and more a caramel color which will get stickier as it continues to cook.  If you take it off too early, it will crystalize in a couple days.  If you take it off too late, it will just be thicker and set quickly, making it hard to dip the apples and get the toppings to stick.  The best idea is to get a candy thermometer and cook it until it reaches 230 degrees.

Remove from the heat and add vanilla.  Stir well.  It will bubble and boil as you mix in the vanilla.  Quickly dip apples, using a knife to scrape off excess from bottom.  Put on waxed paper.  If you are going to add toppings (I love peanuts, Braden loves toffee bits, sprinkles are fun too) roll the apples in the toppings.  Put the toppings on a plate and roll.

The apples will keep on the counter or in the fridge.  If you put them in the fridge, the apple will be crisper and colder (obviously) but the caramel will need a minute to sit at room temperature before cutting or eating.  It’s fun to eat straight off the apple, but it’s really hard to do that, especially for kids.  We think it tastes even better (because you get more caramel per piece of apple) if you take the stick out and slice it like a regular apple.  Plus, it goes a lot further.

One batch makes between 6-12, depending on how quickly you dip the apples.  It is REALLY helpful to have a co-chef to tip the pan while you dip the apples.  When I double the recipe, I can often get more than 2 dozen out of it.  If you have extra helpers, have someone else put on the toppings while you continue to dip.

Leftover caramel is great for dipping pretzels in and then coating with chocolate and toppings.  Or just eating plain with a spoon for a few days.  It’s delicious.

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Happy Bat-o-lanterns

This week’s cool adventure was making Bat Pumpkins! They’re adorable, fun to make with youngsters, and better yet, the squirrels don’t eat these nearly as fast as carved jack-o-lanterns.

What you’ll need:

  • Pumpkins –real or plastic
  • black acrylic paint
  • black and white craft foam
  • hole punch
  • black duct tape
  • wooden skewers and toothpicks
First paint the pumpkins black.
While they dry, make wings from black craft foam.  Draw your own, or download a template here.  Cut them out, then tape them to wooden skewers, leaving about a 2 inch point exposed.  Then push them into place on the pumpkin.  (They were surprisingly stubborn to get into our real pumpkins…hence the hammer)

Next make silly and scary eyes using white craft foam and a hole punch for the pupils.  Glue these on.  Cut ears from black craft foam and attach them to toothpicks, leaving 1 1/2 inch of point to insert into the pumpkin.
And voila!
Now that your porch is decked out for Halloween, how about initiating a Block Pumpkin Fest.  Invite each house on your block to carve or paint a pumpkin, then vote on their favorite the week of October 25.  The day before Halloween, award the winners with 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place ribbons, and a platter of Halloween Goodies as the Grand Prize.
This has been a fun way I’ve created unity in with my neighbors, while showing off my awesome pumpkin creations!  Happy Haunting!
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